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Subject: A Few Nasty “Fan” Emails For Your Entertainment.
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Despite common sense being that ALL people breathe, eat and poop, it would seem that some think its okay to treat others as less of a human than they are. Especially if that person takes her clothes off for a living. If you’ve read some of the blogs I’ve put out recently, you know I’ve been dealing with some horrible stuff lately, so my tolerance for any bullshit it pretty much nil.
It was very hard for me to write the things I wrote and be that honest. I had second, third…fiftieth thoughts about publishing it.
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Normally, I would let this slide. I usually do. But today I feel that a few people should be treated with the EXACT same respect they’ve shown me.
So, I’m going to publish a few emails and tweets I’ve gotten this week. Why does this bother me? In addition to it being nasty and abusive, I think it’s shitty that these examples below think nothing of the time we put into emails, maintaining social networks, interacting and doing what we can to get back to fans. Let me assure you; it takes up a LOT of time and energy. Other things get ignored if we are writing back to strangers. To have people selfishly demand more, disrespect or crap on it…well, it tends to make you wonder why you bother at all. I detest time thieves and leachy energy suckers.
It goes beyond the guy who, after my postings about not feeling so great so that others knew I probably wasn’t going to get back to emails, asked me in all seriousness this vital question: “Who would win in a fight, Batman or Superman?”
Clearly, sir…the winner would be YOU, since neither character exists. But if they did, my bet would be on Superman since he’s more than just a suit.
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On twitter, I try to do a lot of inspirational sayings, fit tips and interesting facts. One fact was: “The pharmaceutical industry is responsible for 20% of all white collar crime.” (I’d have thought it more, personally - but perhaps that’s all they’ve gotten CAUGHT with.)
For the sake of saving room, I’ll combine all the tweets as much as possible.
@DarthVirusus Wrong. Where would you come up with that?
Me: Google it. I don’t spoon feed people. It’s on many sites.
Him: Your source is bullshit and so are you. Dr Mercola is labeled a quack. One guy does not make fact.
Me: Again…please Google it. There are more sources than just him. In this case, you are the “one guy.”
(This “please look it up” went on a few more times, with him sending me the same link over and over again.)
Me: Seriously, let it go. You must be a lot of fun to hang out with, since everyone loves a persistent know it all.
@DarthVirusus Right. You make a living showing your baps. Why don’t you get a real job and contribute to society?
Me: Actually, I’m a writer, so I have to fact check or there are lawsuits in this country. Baps. Cute. Gosh, I’ve NEVER heard that before. Be assured I shall cry myself to sleep tonight. Right after you’re done looking at them, since you follow me. I don’t follow you. I’m going to assume your real job is to be a cunt. Have fun with that tomorrow! BLOCKED. XO.
Mercury retrograde or full moon, they sure were out this week.
The Spoiled Brat Attention Seeker.
On Facebook: From Spyda Jones (who has since been blocked. I have a hair trigger block finger lately): “You didn’t get back to my email about the comic cons. Tsk,tsk. Shame on you.”
Now, admittedly I have NOT gotten back to a lot of emails. I’ve been swamped with shit to do, have had a worrisome case of bronchitis all week that isn’t going away, a tailbone back injury where both walking and sitting hurts like hell, so doing email’s been a no go. But I wasn’t sure if this was about a booking, so I looked him up.
His real name: Lorenzo Manning firstname.lastname@example.org And it was NOT about a booking. He wanted attention and decided posting publicly on my wall was the best way to go about it. I hope he enjoys the attention now.
ME: On Nov 8, 2013, at 9:13 PM, April Hunter wrote:
Hi-So I see below I did in fact answer your comic con question…unless I’m missing something? And thank you. Xo.
On 11/8/2013 9:21 PM, Lorenzo wrote:
You’re not, just wanted to see if you talk to me again. I strike again muahahaha
Me: On Friday, November 8, 2013 9:33 PM, April Hunter wrote:
Well…you did it in a way that wasn’t very cool. Posting stuff like that publicly on FB isn’t the right way to go. I seriously almost told you to go fuck yourself, but checked it.
However, if you read my latest blog, you’d understand why and what I’ve been through, so piling on some fake “you’re not professional and ignore your fans” kind of comment isn’t really a good thing at the moment.
On 11/8/2013 9:44 PM, Lorenzo Manning wrote:
no I understand, it’s cool. Just remove all my comments and block me from every talking to you again and I didn’t post anything to revealing, but that’s fine. bye and best of luck in life.
On 11/8/2013 11:21 PM, Lorenzo Manning wrote:
i don’t know why you’re being a rude person when I only wished you a speeding recovery and a great weekend then you went off on me. i don’t see how asking about a convention is invading your privacy when everyone attend them. smh, anyways have fun and best of luck.
ME: On Friday, November 8, 2013 11:12 PM, April Hunter wrote:
Are you actually reading what I wrote?
I did not “go off” on you.
First off, I already answered your question in an older email below on Nov 7th explaining that I had no plans to be at a comic con near you.
Then, despite that, you posted publicly—chastising me—for not getting back to you.
—Even though I’m sick with bronchitis.
Even though I DID get back to you on the 7th.
That’s why I’m annoyed. I don’t have much spare time or energy. And it would seem you don’t respect that or me as a person at all. That’s what is so disappointing. But hey…some of you tend to not respect time or energy. You don’t realize or care how much of it we truly spend on…you just want what you want, no matter what it costs us.
Then he went and posted publicly AGAIN that all he did was wish me to ‘get well’ that I flipped on him. That’s when I removed everything and blocked him.
ME: I’m not being rude. You’re not getting it. You posted publicly that I didn’t get back to you. That had NOTHING to do with wishing me well. You didn’t do that until later.
If you want to play a saint, go right ahead. But what you did was wrong, and I saw you posted publicly again, so clearly you’re a jerk who just doesn’t get ANYTHING, no matter how many times it’s explained in plain English.
Best to you. Don’t contact me again.
I’m sure that guy will make someone an excellent husband or employee with his talent for hearing only what he wants to hear.
And finally…the Custom Guy.
Conserve11@aol.com: Hi long time no talk. Can you make a 15 minute custom video for me where u dress exactly like the woman in the pic in the link below and u talk about how strong and tough u r?
Me: (we discuss price…he says I did it for $10 a minute many moons ago. I doubt it, but ok. I also found the video, along with others just like it in the same exact outfit on another clips store and filed to have it removed. I wrote back that it would cost more than that these days and he balked.)
Me: Did you try to resell it on a clips page? I saw it on another store.
Him: I don’t have a clips page.
Me: Huh. The clip I made for you was on a clips page with the same EXACT
outfit on other girls as well.
Him: (He goes on and on about intellectual property cluelessly (-I already know all about it…and on the net you have to prove you’re the owner, not that you have the right to steal and post-)) and then finishes up with this: “I never posted your clips. I don’t know what issues you are having but at this point
I would rather not get anything from you anyway. You got some serious issues that need to be addressed and I don’t need a head case like you constantly accusing me of something. Good luck with your issues you will need it, and please go to C4S I have NOTHING TO HIDE!!! –Mark
Me: Thanks. I appreciate the name calling. Very mature and I’m absolutely sure I’d love to do business with someone who is respectful of other humans and treats then exactly as he would like to be treated.
I didn’t accuse. I asked.
They got the clip from someone. Either you or me. It’s that simple.
The Head Case who is a professional and has every right to ask this question.
(He then follows up with another email.)
Him: TAKE ME THE FUCK OFF YOUR FUCKING MAILING LIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: And I’m the “head case”? If you’re “normal” then I take that label happily.
There’s an unsubscribe link at the bottom. Use it. I didn’t sign you up and I don’t remove people either.
Be an adult. If you can.
(A more contrite email follows.)
Him: Why don’t u go to C4S if u r so sure. I am positive that if they are reputable they will look into for u. If they r reputable they don’t want companies on their site that use someone else’s I/P. If u think I did it then ahead and contact them I want u to…and I am not name calling I am stating what I perceive to be a fact and that is u seem to have issues. Twice now u accuse me of something I did not do nor or someone I am not….that sure sounds like a person that has an issue with trust….
Me: The clip was on C4S only.
They removed it from the other page as far as I know. I filed a copyright claim. I was just annoyed to see it there.
As far as price, things change. Costs go up. I was probably living in KY then and now I’m in Tampa Bay. I’d never do something custom for less than my electric bill is here a month. As much as I enjoy some aspects of it, this is a business to me, not a charity.
I’m also extremely good shape right now and people seem to like that.
Do you expect to pay the same for anything you bought years ago? A car, groceries, gasoline? I wouldn’t think so. But do you get abusive with them over it? Doubt it.
It’s not really worth it to me. Doing custom videos aren’t that much fun and I only do them for people I like and who pay. Those are my “issues”. I wish I didn’t have to explain all of this to someone who has treated me like I’m less of a human being than he is…I’m not interested. Those are my “issues”. Find someone else.
Him: email@example.com wrote:
so u accuse me of putting ur clip up on a C4S site but u still have not showed me what site this is? Do u usually accuse people of doing something that is illegally and then u don’t back it up? Did u go to C4S like I told u to do below and ask them to look into this? I would like to see u put up or shut up! If I put ur clip on a site then lets see it!
Me: It was removed. Months ago. I already told you that. Why on earth would you *think* I’d allow it to stay? With DCMA laws, the owner has to prove they are the owner. The person posting does not have to prove they have the right to post. That’s how it works.
On 11/11/2013 2:43 PM, firstname.lastname@example.org wrote:
Him: Of course they removed it. You make a claim and when you are called on
it you pull BS out of ur ass that its removed. LOL. I promise u anything u find I
will not be associated with it. u make me laugh. There are hundreds of
women out there and I mean hundreds that have muscles and boobs and are
willing to do a video like this for a better price than you. Check outxxxxxxxxxxxa web site
for FBB. These women are more muscular than u, a lot r WAY better looking than u ( hey u r showing ur age
which I think is near 40) and they have big boobs too!
Check out Joanna xxxx and Melissa Cxxxxx. Just this weekend I found both on them
and both will do it for a lot less then you and you know what they look
a whole lot better than you. Its a competitive world out there and with
a click of the mouse I can find tons of women that I rather work with. I heard from
enough people that u r a real obnoxious, self indulgent, self centered bitch, maybe that’s why
u had multiple husbands and B/F’s what man would want to put up with someone like u?
Me: LOL. You’re too funny. I’m sure you’re a real catch! Good luck in life. Don’t contact me again.
HIM: On 11/11/2013 3:38 PM, email@example.com wrote:
Sent from AOL Mobile Mail
Me: There is no truth there. Your reactions to what I’m saying are yours and yours alone. And they are reflections of your own issues and what you feel.
As is your hostility.
I have none towards you, because I don’t care.
Nor is this a “competitive” gimmick at all for me, because again…I don’t care. It’s not my dream to do ridiculous videos for even more ridiculously demanding and nasty customers. It’s a business. It just pays the bills and I live inexpensively. So that allows me to be selective.
I’m grateful for that. It means I never have to work with douche bags like you.
Once again…don’t contact me. Or it’s stalking and harassment. You’ve been warned.
Yeah. Nice people, some of my “fans”. I didn’t lose it, so I don’t think the “headcase” comment really applies. Sad? Mourning? Lost? Hacking and wheezing from bronchitis? Finally getting to use all my Abnormal Psych classes? A redheaded smartass? Sure. I’ll own those. Crazy? Not so much lately. The meds keep me pretty stable these days, lol. I suppose I should go look for the “multiple husbands” I’ve allegedly had in life. (????) I’ve already found the bitch.
I will say that last guy is a real winner. To get so incredibly defensive over a question seemed odd…makes me think he did exactly what he said he didn’t. I’m ever so entertained that same person who has asked for multiple custom videos ends his nasty emails by insulting my looks. He’s That Guy at the bar that asks a girl out and then tells his buddies she’s a lesbian when turned down. Apparently I didn’t write “Find someone else” in a language he could understand. I doubt others appreciate being exposed as working on the cheap. Anything worthwhile is worth paying for. Especially when it’s a custom made to exact specifications. Shizzzzzzzzz. Custom bath towels cost half of what he was offering and they don’t even show their tits.
On a side note, when I did a spell check on this before sending it out my computer told me “get fucked” and it “wasn’t being paid enough to deal with THAT MANY GOD AWFUL GRAMMAR ISSUES”. It also told me to find sweeter fans. I assured it that I do have quite a few great fans. We just don’t need to reprint their emails.
Thank you to those of you who I do NOT have to put into my newsletters in this context. It matters.
See some of you in Chicago at Days of the Dead Horror Convention this Friday, Saturday and Sunday.
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